They are not your friends.
They do not care how hard you cry.
They do not care how hard you scream for "NICK! NICK!".
They will shove you out of the way before you are allowed to grab Nick or AJ's crotch.
They will boot your ass out of a soundcheck for telling Brian "You ain't cute in public".
They will smile and nod. Then take a picture of you to put in their "BEWARE OF THESE FANS!" books.
Marcus will not think its funny if you poke him in the tummy and make the Phillsbury Doughboy sound (only AJ is allowed to do that).
Q is cool with east coast chicks. That's it.
Marcus' fanny pack has AJ's fingernail polish, a comb, a black book & cell phone. Oh and a nail file.
Q likes to take pictures with fans.
If you piss Marcus off he will eat your first born child. He told Nick's cousin's hairdresser, who told Howie's pool boy, who told the girl who grooms AJ's dogs, who told me. And thats the story I'm sticking too. :-)