There once was a girl named Kinderly who was obsessed with birds. Especially a certain purple, glittery cockatoo named, Pookie Boo. She
would walk past the pet store every day after she got off work. Her job you ask? Pretending to be Supa Star Skateboarder (she really wasn't
that great to tell the truth.)
One day as she was leaving the skating park she spied a neon pink, velcro wallet. Quickly picking it up and upon opening it she found two
thousand dollars. Her heart leaped for joy. Now she could buy Pookie Boo & become famous all over youtube for teaching it how to dance
to Backstreet Boy songs. They were her true love, Brian in particular. Even though she had a feeling he was gay. Anyway. She happily
skipped off to the pet store to buy the bird and all the necessities.
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Two months later Kinderly had been able to quit her Supa Star Skateboarding job, Pookie Boo had become famous overnight! He was all over
the internet. Everyone loved his crazy and wacky dances to "Unbreakable", "Incomplete" and "The Call". She was taking Pookie Boo all over
the United States and appearing on talk shows. Jay Leno threw her off the show, Pookie Boo had the poops that night. Oops.
While trimming Pookie Boo's feathers one day, the phone rang. Kinderly was quite surprised, she loved phone calls. (Kinderly's kinda "special").
"Hello?" she asked while putting hair spray on a trouble spot on PB's tail. It was Nick from the Backstreet Boys, she gagged a little bit, but
pretended she was excited to hear from him.
"Oh you saw my beautiful baby on Ellen? Wasn't he just the greatest thing,....oh yes he loves your music. He's in love with AJ, yes he told me
so!" her voice raising at Nick laughing in the background. "Well if you're going to be rude, I'm going to hang up. Because my darling bird needs
me to read him his bedtime story!" she sighed listening to Nick's quick apology and asking if they could meet this famous bird. Kinderly
agreed and made a date.
"Pookie baby, we're going to meet the Backstreet Boys when they come into town next week. I get to meet gay Brian I am soooo excited!"
Kinderly squealed as the bird just tilted its head and looked at her like she was crazy. (He's not too far off from that conclusion).
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Kinderly walked into the arena with Pookie Boo on her shoulder. She spotted Brian first and immediately decided not to like him anymore.
(Would you be impressed with anyone who looks like this?) -insert Brian is gay picture here-
Howie walked over to her quickly, his big chocolate eyes filled with love and lust. -cue soap opera music- "Oh Kinderly, ever since I saw you
on Ellen I knew I had to have you and your beautiful bird! Please don't turn me down, I can't stay with Toucan Sam anymore! PLEASE I beg of
you darling! Let us run to my tour bus and get married!"
"Only if I get half of your money. Pookie eats alot." Kinderly said sweetly batting her fake gold eyelashes.
"Anything you want honey, I'll give you the world!" Howie said pressing his cheek to hers. "I'll find you the biggest diamond in the world, I'll crawl
across LA on my knees for you! I just must have you in my arms all the time!"
"Sure, Brian's too freaky for me. Let's go!" she smiled and skipped off with Howie to his tour bus where they lived happily ever after.
THE END